Happy raksha bandhan funny jokes 2015

Happy raksha bandhan jokes

The festival of Raksha Bandhan celebrates the loving relationship shared between a brother and a sister. It is the day when sister conveys love to her brother by tying Rakhi thread on his wrist. Brother in return delights her sister with wonderful gifts. Everyone celebrates the festival in their own way. Some organize huge party, some may visit restaurants, cinema hall or shopping mall and so on. However, you can spend some memorable time with your dear siblings by cracking funny jokes. Hearing these humorous jokes, your dear ones will definitely be elated with joy and laughter. 

Here is a good plethora of witty jokes that you can share with your siblings on the day of the festival.

• “Savdhan !!!!!
  Agar aap bus, train, plane ya kahin se bhi aa jaa rahe ho aur kisi mahila/ladki ke hath mein
  phool,dhaga,chain ya chamakti hue koi bhi vastu dekhein to turant wahan se bhag jaye.
  Yah vastu RAKHI ho sakti hai. Apki zara si laaparwahi apko BHAI bana sakti hai.
  Purush heet mein jaaree …..”
• "Mein uske paas tha
  Woh mere karib thi
  Fir woh mere paas aayi
  Aur thodi si ghabraayi
  Jab meine uska haath pakada
  To woh thodi si sharmaayi
  Usne kaha aaj hum
  Aise bandhan me bandh jaaye
  Jise duniya ki
  Koi taakat na tod paaye
  Usne mera haath
  Haatho me lekar kaha
  Yeh to janam janmo
  Ka bandhan hai
  Phir mujhe yaad aaya
  Woh Saawan ka mausam
  Woh poonam ki raat
  Yeh to Raksha Bandhan hai!"
• “Har ladki aapke liye bekarar hai,
  Har ladki ko aapka intezar hai,
  Ye apka koi kamal nahi hai mere bhai,
  Kuch din baad “RAKHI” ka tyohar hai.”
• “Usne hathon pe mahendi laga rakhi thi,
  Humne usaki doli saja rakhi thi,
  Hume pata tha wo bewafa nikalegi,
  Isliye humne usaki bahen bhi pata rakhi thi.”
• "Kaamyabi tumhare kadam chume,
  Khushiyan tumhare charo aur ho,
  Par bhagwan se itni prarthana karne ke liye,
  tum mujhe kuch to commission do!
  To my extremely lovable (but kanjoos) brother..
  Just kidding as always.
  "Happy Raksha Bandhan"
• “Meri khushi ka andaaza
  Lagana mushkil tha
  Par iske aage jo hua
  Woh batana bhi mushkil hai”
• "Payal chhankati ayee thi…..
  Payal chhankati chali gayee
  Main sindoor leke khada tha,
  Mujhe Rakhi pehnake chali gayee."
• "Rishta hai janmo ka hamara,
  Bharose ka aur pyaar bhara,
  Chalo, ise bandhe bhaiya,
  Rakhi ke atut bandhan mein.
  'Happy Raksha Bandhan' to my dearest bro."

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